December 2011
172 posts
On a related note, I found out today that some people view a wedding invitation as a passive aggressive slap in the face. Who knew.
You know what’s weird? I feel fantastic right now. It sounds stupid but I messaged my old best friend from high school about a really cruel thing she did to me a few years ago and the response I’m getting is very “true colors”-ish. She’s basically blaming me for all the problems she ever had in life and that I ruined everything by being an emotional bully and...
I started the holiday season saying we’d spend NYE in and not going out.
Now we’ve got 15 people coming over and half of them are spending the night.
Planning: I am not good at it. But I am okay with this situation. Time to head to the mall to buy sheets and then food ingredients WOO.
Last night I had a dream I watched Contagion and Gwyneth Paltrow never died.
What a letdown.
“As far as I can see, the Occupy movement is just ordinary people reclaiming...”
– Comic Book Legend Alan Moore’s Rebuttal to Frank Miller. (via stfuconservatives)
Today is one of those days where I really miss my old friends. I know I should hold a grudge against them for choosing my abusive ex over me because he told them I lied and he can get them into clubs and parties for free but it still gets really lonely in town without them.
Today is a woe-is-me-Wednesday.
World Masturbation Champion Prefers Anime Girls to... →
invisiblelad:
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Everybody has a special talent. It might be drawing. It might be singing. For Masanobu Sato, it’s jerking off.
Beaten to the punch! I was jussst going to post about how fascinating I mean …amusing I find this. (I actually might mean fascinating)
Okay so this isn’t an Onion headline and HOW in the world do they judge these things? Eughghgh.
Also I started doing yoga this week and taking pre-natals (a suggestion from Mindy Kaling’s blog, not pregnant!) and I feel absolutely amazing. Hopefully, after I sell my old comic books, me and Kyle can afford a bench set for the basement and I can get back to weightlifting.
I think I might have to go on the offensive to get Kyle to quit smoking this year. It’s getting ridiculous how much more he smokes now than when we first started dating. Like, from half a pack a day to two packs a day. My hint of “You’re starting to smell like my dad” just made him switch deodorants. Argh. No want dead/dying husband.
“If we believe terrorists are beyond redemption, we can rip out half of our New...”
– Shane Claiborne (Referring to Paul, of course)
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Four loads of dishes, two hours of sweeping, two loads of trash and two loads of neglected laundry later I’ve finally un-fucked from the Christmas celebration. Time to watch Murder She Wrote like a boss.
"Or better yet, try to get a rape conviction to... →
maura:
I guess I just see this as your more inexcusable manifestations of what I’d call the garden-variety sexism that exists in male-dominated outposts of culture (ie all of it); when I hear the term “slut-shaming” (which I should probably note has only cropped up in my orbit in the past 18-24 months or so) it is usually used in a personally defensive way, and inexactly, and sometimes in...
I am probably going to get into a shit-ton of... →
Yup, because it is literally impossible to care about more than one thing at any given time. I think Maura needs to read The Purity Myth to see WHY slut-shaming is such a powerful and terrible tool. Or better yet, try to get a rape conviction to pass when the victim was wearing anything but head to toe clothing covering any of her lustful body parts.
Half of you bitches who wear comic book clothes
fuckyeahthisperson:
don’t even know who those people are
You never read a single comic book in your life
You probably don’t even know Superman’s real name
fucking sluts.
Stop posing in those pictures
you guys make me wanna punch babies
I’ve loved all the different Supermans there have been but I gotta say that Hal Jordan was my favorite. Bronze Age forever!
Last post about this I’m serious.
I think my dad might’ve had a mini-stroke during the alcohol withdrawl he went through before going into AA and that’s led to a lot of his recent terrible behavior but my sister? She’s a high school teacher. Who did a production of The Wiz and cast only white kids in it.
The Wiz, which was famous for being a black version of The Wizard of...
Like, it especially drives me crazy because they come over to my house where I’ve spent hours cooking a nice meal for them and then go off about every subject they know I’m involved in.
Making fun of academics, you know, like myself? Check.
Joke about how Asian food stores should really have extended hours on holidays because it’ll make them more money? Check.
When I mention...
A Christmas rant
Last night, when I was talking about how I thought a big problem for returning vets was the sad state the VA and their benefits were due to budget cuts, my dad decided to misinterpret what I was saying and tell me it was anti-war protesters like John Kerry who spat and threw feces on vets that was the biggest problem.
Now, ignoring the fact that Kerry served in the war and my dad didn’t,...
STFU, Sexists.: Saying "people regret their... →
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unknowablewoman:
spiralofbees:
prolongedeyecontact:
But…but…we endorse pregnancy as a mandatory duty to the state choice so no one is ever allowed to regret that!!!1!!**
**except if you’re a poc, poor, a drug addict, on welfare, a muslim, or an “illegal…
I regret nothing, everything should be illegal.
thisisjustgreat:
Nobody will be as good at playing fuck/marry/kill as O.J. Simpson.
I’m a fan of any recipe that calls for me to “cover generously with brown sugar and honey”.
