Xylophonetics

ipsadixit:

Donna’s Most Important Lake House Rules

3. Do not adjust the light dimmers. Their levels may look random, but they are NOT.

5. Treat the non-carpeted areas as a tennis court. No black-soled shoes. No scuffmarks. (And no tennis. I shouldn’t have to tell you that, but just in case.)

9. Do not use the dishwasher. Which shouldn’t be a problem, because…

10. You may not use any dishes. BYOD (bring your own dishes).

14. That door is locked for a reason. “Which door?” you ask. ANY DOOR THAT IS LOCKED.

18. You may help yourself to a coat from the coat closet. The scarf and hat closets are off limits.

21. The gold-plated pony is an art piece, not a toy. No sitting on the golden pony

27. Do not knock on the front door or ring the doorbell. If you are outside, text me.

29. If the trash can doesn’t have a trash bag, then it isn’t a trash can, is it? Use your head.

33. No jumping.

43. I have a black light. (This is not a rule. This is a gentle reminder/warning.)

(via apsies)